Friday, March 14, 2003

i never finished my long string of advanced dreams! im so lazy! anyway... I went back to my first elementary school..actually second, Saylesville, I was all upset about moving. Then when i looked around my class all the kids who are in my school now were there. And i was all like..WHAT THE HELL! and they didnt think it was weird that everyone i knew moved at the same time i did and to the same place. Then i was in Ms. Abelson's class and she asks for a paper. I start looking for it. The bell rings and everyone goes to lunch and i keep searching. When i finally find it ms. abelson is like..YOU JUST MISSED LUNCH!..i was like.OH MAN! I WAS HUNGRY TOO!..then I'm walking through my school, it was supposed to be Saylesville but it definitely was Penncrest. Then there was randomly a flight of stairs missing so we went the other way. Now we were in the mall. We walked (by the way i dont know who "we" is either) To HotTopic and i saw some new cds for sale in the front of the store. I run up and pick them up and it's BIOCOOGANA! im like..HOLY SHIT! THEY HAVE A CD OUT ALREADY! AMAZING!...then i notice this huge sign covering the Boscov's sign (i realize hottopic isnt next to boscov's but whatever) and it says..BIOCOOGANA! (formally Boscov's) I was like WOW THEYRE REALLY GETTING FAMOUS. Then I realize I'm really really really hungry. So I turn to this kid and i say..WHERE CAN I GET SOME GRUB AROUND HERE? .. he points to the food court. I go there and im with a few kids and there like LET'S GET PIZZA HUT! and we go there. The line is like all huge but i'm hungry. When i get up there i order just a plain slice. I noticed like oreo pizza and stuff except there wasnt sauce because that would be gross but it looked good. So i got my pizza and ate it..then i bought more..in the end i made myself really sick on like 50 pieces of pizza. I go to find the bathroom. The mall fades away and im standing inside this factory and like that actor Jon Lovitz is there and he's like...OMG! ALIENS!!!...Dont touch them, theyll kill you!!.... Then an alien came up and killed him. But before the alien could get me Patrick Swayze runs up and kills the alien. He goes FOLLOW ME!!! So me him and some random girl run into the parking lot and get into a car. We start driving down baltimore pike. Patrick is explaining to me that when you're infected with the aliens you get a rash. Then i get deja vu .... now mind you i am in a dream... and i have deja vu and go OMG! I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE! THIS CAR IS GOING TO BLOW UP! so we get out at a convenience(sp?) store. We walk into the store and Betty White was the clerk. Patrick goes..GOOD GOD! and Betty starts convulsing, she chokes up a grape that lands in some kids bowl of grapes. Then she turns into an alien, so Patrick blows her away with a shotgun. The grape that fell into the bowl was of course the next grape that the kid reached for. We hear this beeping and Patrick goes, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! all slow mo and stuff. We dive out of the store as it blows up. Patrick pats me on the back like good job kid. Then i notice Patrick's eyes flash to a weird green and i reached up to my neck to find a gross rash.....then i woke up

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