NEW~ I was walking through a mall when i was stopped by a doctor. they pointed to my left eye like...HAVE YOU HAD THAT LOOKED AT? ILL TAKE CARE OF YOU... and i was like what? and they said my eye was infected.. then they operated right there in front of a burger king by cutting out my pupil and using a Q-tip to clean it out.. then i had to wear a patch and i could feel that it really hurt everytime id move my left eye. i went to burger king and was waiting in line. I heard a loud crowd gathering behind me. i turned around to see Michael Jackson screaming he was innocent and he was holding a baseball. Some guy ran out of the crowd knocked the baseball out of michael's hand and punched him in the face.
Friday, December 05, 2003
NEW~ I wanted to learn cello. So me and alex sanchez asked jeff walker to teach us. jeff doesnt play the cello but whatever. We both mastered playing in about a half an hour. J. Walks (jeff) was so happy he did an interpretive dance. Then Mrs. Lyons burst in like... CAITLIN I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS PAPER! and i was like wha? and i looked and it was some paper about the astronomical abundance of..whatever she continues to say..IT WAS SOO AMAZING!! and then some guy walks in like... HELLO IM HERBERT, CEO OF THE ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY OF WHATEVER... and i was like um kay? and hes like.. YOUR PAPER WAS FASINATING..(sp?)..WE'D LIKE YOU TO WORK FOR US. and mrs lyons was like... IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE ASTRONOMY PART.. THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR WAS PEEERRRRFECT!!! and as i was thinking .. SPELL CHECK.. mrs lyons calls up the SPELLING BEE SOCIETY OF WHATEVER.. then when she hangs up she goes...DID YOU LEARN HOW TO PLAY CELLO IN HALF AN HOUR? and then i woke up.
