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Johnny Depp was the main "character" in this one. His name was Jared Hess though. He was bitten by a vampire and accidentally went out into the sun. But he didn't die he just turned into this weird blue liquid. I saw some people he worked with who were just like... HAVE YOU SEEN JARED? and everyone was like.. i saw him a couple nights ago.. he looked really pale. but he hasn't been to work in a while. I went back to the blue blob that was jared hess and it was oozing around trying to find this elixer of life or something... anyway he found it. He got his body back but he was still a vampire and he was really upset because his life dream was to be an olympic diver. He had to figure out a way to become an olympic athlete without ever having to go into the sunlight. Then i saw his coworkers again and they were like.. WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS JARED?! then the news came on and it showed a picture of jared with olympics written underneath. The reporter was like.. A LOCAL MAN: JARED HESS HAS JUST RECIEVED THE POINTS NECESSARY TO ADVANCE TO THE OLYMPICS. HE IS THE FIRST VAMPIRE TO EVER BE A DIVER. THE FIRST VAMPIRE IN THE OLYMPICS WAS INVOLVED IN THE BOBSLED.. then i woke up.