Sunday, June 20, 2004

NEW~ It was the end of the world. You could see flames of lava or something coming on the horizon. I was all freaked out but nobody else seemed to care. My dad called and said he had made it to safety.. high ground was the way to go. I run home and tell my mom and stepdad to pack their stuff but they were like.. WE'RE COOKING DINNER, CAN'T IT WAIT?.. so I'm freaking out and i run out into the streets. I look out to the horizon and see the flames coming closer. I turn to run home and force everyone to leave when i see Brad Pitt sitting on a bench. He looks completely strung out on drugs. He's telling me about a bus trapped on the highway up the road that has 3 seats left.. perfect for me and my family. I run home and tell them about the bus.. they start packing as i run to the bus. I get on and tell them to wait for us.. Aimee D. is sitting on the bus and she's like I'LL GO WITH YOU.. AND HELP.. so we run back and my parents had disappeared.. so we grabbed my dog and ran to the hills. Just as we were getting up the hills lava spilled over the town. We burst into this random house and there was some Canadian dude sitting there.. He started talking about LES PETITS CANARDS.. COIN COIN.. aka the little ducks, quack quack. He told us (in french) we could put the dog out back with a bunch of other dogs. Then he turned into the lead singer of the blues traveler band or whatever and told us we had to kill the dogs because we couldnt feed them. So he turned up the heat in the kennel and basically cooked my puppy. Then the fat guy turns to me like.. ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO EAT THEM.. HAHAHA .. so i start crying and then i woke up.

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