Wednesday, August 31, 2005

NEW~ i was visiting my brothers and i was in this apartment building. i walked over to the elevator because they were on the top floor. I pushed the button to the elevator and when it opened a dinosaur jumped out.. i was like.. OHHH SHIT! and hit the button again as i ran in. the dinosaur got in the elevator with me and i was like... NOT GOOD!!! ... and i pushed the button again.. dinosaur came out with me.. this went on for a while before i finally got into the elevator, dinosaur free. i got up to the top floor and i was at a boat dock. it was night time and everyone was loading onto the Cat. (the ferry that goes to nova scotia) anyway it was really cold and i could see my breath and everything. i got on the ferry and found my brothers. they were too busy with their girlfriends so i just looked out over the side of the boat. i could see land masses but they were all dark. i thought to myself.. i bet this is really beautiful, it's just too bad I CAN'T SEE IT! and i woke up.

Monday, August 22, 2005

NEW
Johnny Depp was the main "character" in this one. His name was Jared Hess though. He was bitten by a vampire and accidentally went out into the sun. But he didn't die he just turned into this weird blue liquid. I saw some people he worked with who were just like... HAVE YOU SEEN JARED? and everyone was like.. i saw him a couple nights ago.. he looked really pale. but he hasn't been to work in a while. I went back to the blue blob that was jared hess and it was oozing around trying to find this elixer of life or something... anyway he found it. He got his body back but he was still a vampire and he was really upset because his life dream was to be an olympic diver. He had to figure out a way to become an olympic athlete without ever having to go into the sunlight. Then i saw his coworkers again and they were like.. WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS JARED?! then the news came on and it showed a picture of jared with olympics written underneath. The reporter was like.. A LOCAL MAN: JARED HESS HAS JUST RECIEVED THE POINTS NECESSARY TO ADVANCE TO THE OLYMPICS. HE IS THE FIRST VAMPIRE TO EVER BE A DIVER. THE FIRST VAMPIRE IN THE OLYMPICS WAS INVOLVED IN THE BOBSLED.. then i woke up.