NEW~ i was watching "Crash" in my living room.. i've never seen that movie but my version starred kirsten dunst and some dude.. anyway as i was watching it i became a character in the movie and there was this house we were in and there was this weird thing going on inside. i don't know what it was but it was suspenseful and involved like aliens or something anywaay me, kirsten dunst, and this dude were against a wall right next to a doorway. we were debating whether or not it was safe to run across the doorway. me and kirsten dunst were like.. OK LET'S GO FOR IT.. just as we ran in front of the door we heard a clicking sound and turned to see a huge wall of flames burst out of the wall, through the doorway, and burn our faces off.. it was nutty.
then i was back in my living room watching the movie. my mom and stepdad come in like.. WE BOUGHT THIS NEW MATTRESS.. i was like "yes! finally i need a new bed soo bad" and then they were like.. OH NO THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.. WE'RE PUTTING IT RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM.. BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LIE ON IT.. IT'S FOR DECORATION ONLY.. i was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?.. but then i was watching another thing on tv about this guy named Gumo. he was named Gumo because he didn't have any teeth. it was like a history channel thing. anyway i got sucked back in and was going through the last hours with Gumo back in like 1840 or something. he was a writer but the government was trying to censor what he wrote. so me and Gumo and some other guy were climbing a mountain to get away from the officials coming to kill Gumo. we stopped for a quick rest and i got stung by like 1000 bees. it actually hurt (i think my leg was asleep or something, so i had pins and needles) i said.. "i hope i'm not allergic" and the guys were just like.. shut up.. and we started walking again. we got to the top of this mountain and i was like.. this is a beautiful view, we should get a picture. (don't ask me how to take pictures in 1840) so Gumo went to go take the picture of me and the guy. and just as he put the camera to his face a cop came out of the trees and shot him. i turned to the guy (who i found out was the host of the show) and said, "he didn't get that picture did he?" he was like.. "ah, not exactly, he died before he could take it" and i was like.. shit! and woke up.