So, wow - it's been over a year since i updated? but hey, this dream was absolutely incredible. it was quite possibly the most adorable dream i've ever had. last night i saw Math the Band and Matt & Kim and they were just too cute. Also emily let me sleep with Mark (her stuffed dinosaur). all of these things must have collided to create an absolutely stupid sweet cute dream.

DREAM: I was in some sort of winter wonderland (it was hella cold in emily's room) and I was with a bunch of kids i had just met last night. we were in this apartment and someone came in like, "we have to go now!" so we all got up and agreed we'd take the highway. the highway happened to be a huge ice hill. justine of math the band went first. she started skating along the ice. then i went and it was crazy how fast i was going. all of a sudden i hit this jump and flew about 50 feet in the air. and i was like "oh my god, i'm totally going to hit the ground and die right now." then i remembered i had a pencil in my pocket. (in my dream that made total sense) i pulled out the pencil and it's red eraser expanded to make this awesome parachute cape thing. and i ended up just floating softly to the ground.

then i met this little creature thing. it might have been a little rhino or an elephant. i'm not sure. but he was like "hey, if you're cold - come with me!" so i started to follow him. we were suddenly on this asteroid or something. he led me to a giant kitchen stove. we climbed in and turned up the heat. it was so toasty warm in there. then all of a sudden the door of the oven opened and these giant adults pulled us out of the oven like "that is such a fire hazard! are you crazy?!" and i was like "no!! it's so nice in there!" then i noticed a shooting star and tried to point it out to everyone. the adults were like "that's just silly - there's no such thing as shooting stars!" and i was like "no, really - there's one right there... and another one there" then this absolutely huge shooting star with a huge tail of sparkling stars/ glitter/ awesomeness flew by. i was like "come on! look at it!" and the adults were like "THEY'RE NOT REAL!" then pieces of the tail of the star starting floating towards me. i put out my hand and caught these little pieces of paper with all sorts of crazy letters on them. and i tried to hold up my hand to show them-

but then i woke up - completely covered in drool. all in all a fantastic dream. :)

I was in France with my entire extended family. For some reason we were driving a British style car, with the steering wheel on the right side. I was driving and someone was giving me directions. They gave me shitty directions though and we got lost. I was too mad to keep driving so I just stopped outside this restaurant/ house thing. We went in to eat and I sat at this totally random table with a bunch of gay kids. As in homosexual gay. I kept flipping out about bad directions and then after our meal my family and I left. I ran back to the table where I was sitting and apologized for seeming like such a bitch. We went outside and it was night time. Everyone was staring up at the sky. When I looked up I saw the sky was filled with UFOs. For some reason I knew that meant the end of the world. No one believed they were UFOs though. Until I pointed out the crazy movements these objects were making were impossible for an airplane. Then I convinced my family we needed to get inside, so we ran into an airport. As we were running into the doorway of the airport the UFOs started to land. I knew that meant they were going to start launching the attack. So I ran up to each member of my family, hugged them, and said "I love you!" When I hugged my mom I yelled to her, "I have to see the Eiffel Tower! I have to see it before.." So she ran with me to the window and we looked out and in the distance I could see the Eiffel Tower. All the UFOs started launching missiles or something that looked like fireworks going off and I started crying. Then I woke up.

NEW~ I was in physics for a lab period. We were doing some acoustics lab so the band was in Mal's room. All of a sudden Chris Davis was at the door. Everyone ran over to him like.. HEY! and he was talking to them. There was a huge crowd and i pushed through like.. what the hell is the big deal? and i saw him like. WOW HEY CHRIS! and he looked right at me and then walked away. i was like.. WHAT THE HELL!!!! so i started chasing him down the hallway basically to kick him in the balls when someone grabbed my arm and stopped me. it was a mr. jay lawrence and he smiled like.. WHOA, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A TOUR OF THE SCHOOL. and i was like oh yeah, well here's the gym. and then all of a sudden it was prom and jay lawrence was still there and he was my prom date and he was nice to me. and it was awesome.

NEW~ It was the last day of school right before break. we had a band concert (of course) but i didn't feel like setting up the stage. i had a science lab due. but my science lab was for Bio 2. I told snyder i was sick and i had to go to the nurse. instead i went down to the teacher's lounge where there was a bed. i got in the bed and started writing a lab when a certain bio 2 teacher walked in with his laptop. he had his long hair in the ponytail again. if you don't get it by now.. it's mr. delprato. anyway he sat down on the bed with me like oh hey. and turned on his computer. on his desktop he had a whole bunch of sheep icons with different names. one icon was Eileen. The other icon was Heather. and i was like.. holy shit i have to tell them that. then mr delprato was like.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? DON'T YOU HAVE A BAND THING TO GO TO? and i was like.. umm no. WELL, I'M WAITING FOR SOME KID TO TAKE A TEST. just then someone walks in with a piece of paper and it says. I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE FUCRING TEST IT'S RAINING. delprato was like.. WHO THE FUCK MISSPELLS FUCKING? and he leaves. i decide it's time to go back to band. i walk into the auditorium and there is no one there except for mr. casner. he is like WHOA FONTECCHECKIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? SNYDER JUST TOOK THE BAND OUT TO THE TRACK. i was like what the fuck? so i went out to the track and saw the band "parading" except they were full on jogging and playing. i was like.. WHAT THE HELL? THAT HAS GOT TO BE ILLEGAL. i run down and join them just as they stop. aimee davis is like.. HOLY SHIT WE JUST RAN 3 MILES.. and Mr. Cox is there like.. NO WE RAN 5. i decide i really have to finish writing my lab so i go back inside. i realize we are no longer at Penncrest but some totally random school. i find this kid and ask him where the gym is and he points down some corridor. i walk down there and i see Mr. Casner again. he is sourrounded by a bunch of girls showering him in gifts. he's looking at each of these girls like.. HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE SCHOOL-GIRL CRUSHES ON ME.. and he sees me like.. FONTECCHECKIO?? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? and i just blushed and ran towards a door. and he was like.. WHOA YOU TOO? and i ran away. i went into the gym and there was a basketball game going on. then something about dynamite and everyone blowing up and it was time for me to get on the bus. so i wandered around outside until i found the band boarding the buses and i got on. then i woke up.

NEW~ i was watching "Crash" in my living room.. i've never seen that movie but my version starred kirsten dunst and some dude.. anyway as i was watching it i became a character in the movie and there was this house we were in and there was this weird thing going on inside. i don't know what it was but it was suspenseful and involved like aliens or something anywaay me, kirsten dunst, and this dude were against a wall right next to a doorway. we were debating whether or not it was safe to run across the doorway. me and kirsten dunst were like.. OK LET'S GO FOR IT.. just as we ran in front of the door we heard a clicking sound and turned to see a huge wall of flames burst out of the wall, through the doorway, and burn our faces off.. it was nutty.
then i was back in my living room watching the movie. my mom and stepdad come in like.. WE BOUGHT THIS NEW MATTRESS.. i was like "yes! finally i need a new bed soo bad" and then they were like.. OH NO THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.. WE'RE PUTTING IT RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM.. BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO LIE ON IT.. IT'S FOR DECORATION ONLY.. i was like.. WHAT THE FUCK!?.. but then i was watching another thing on tv about this guy named Gumo. he was named Gumo because he didn't have any teeth. it was like a history channel thing. anyway i got sucked back in and was going through the last hours with Gumo back in like 1840 or something. he was a writer but the government was trying to censor what he wrote. so me and Gumo and some other guy were climbing a mountain to get away from the officials coming to kill Gumo. we stopped for a quick rest and i got stung by like 1000 bees. it actually hurt (i think my leg was asleep or something, so i had pins and needles) i said.. "i hope i'm not allergic" and the guys were just like.. shut up.. and we started walking again. we got to the top of this mountain and i was like.. this is a beautiful view, we should get a picture. (don't ask me how to take pictures in 1840) so Gumo went to go take the picture of me and the guy. and just as he put the camera to his face a cop came out of the trees and shot him. i turned to the guy (who i found out was the host of the show) and said, "he didn't get that picture did he?" he was like.. "ah, not exactly, he died before he could take it" and i was like.. shit! and woke up.

NEW~ i was visiting my brothers and i was in this apartment building. i walked over to the elevator because they were on the top floor. I pushed the button to the elevator and when it opened a dinosaur jumped out.. i was like.. OHHH SHIT! and hit the button again as i ran in. the dinosaur got in the elevator with me and i was like... NOT GOOD!!! ... and i pushed the button again.. dinosaur came out with me.. this went on for a while before i finally got into the elevator, dinosaur free. i got up to the top floor and i was at a boat dock. it was night time and everyone was loading onto the Cat. (the ferry that goes to nova scotia) anyway it was really cold and i could see my breath and everything. i got on the ferry and found my brothers. they were too busy with their girlfriends so i just looked out over the side of the boat. i could see land masses but they were all dark. i thought to myself.. i bet this is really beautiful, it's just too bad I CAN'T SEE IT! and i woke up.

NEW
Johnny Depp was the main "character" in this one. His name was Jared Hess though. He was bitten by a vampire and accidentally went out into the sun. But he didn't die he just turned into this weird blue liquid. I saw some people he worked with who were just like... HAVE YOU SEEN JARED? and everyone was like.. i saw him a couple nights ago.. he looked really pale. but he hasn't been to work in a while. I went back to the blue blob that was jared hess and it was oozing around trying to find this elixer of life or something... anyway he found it. He got his body back but he was still a vampire and he was really upset because his life dream was to be an olympic diver. He had to figure out a way to become an olympic athlete without ever having to go into the sunlight. Then i saw his coworkers again and they were like.. WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS JARED?! then the news came on and it showed a picture of jared with olympics written underneath. The reporter was like.. A LOCAL MAN: JARED HESS HAS JUST RECIEVED THE POINTS NECESSARY TO ADVANCE TO THE OLYMPICS. HE IS THE FIRST VAMPIRE TO EVER BE A DIVER. THE FIRST VAMPIRE IN THE OLYMPICS WAS INVOLVED IN THE BOBSLED.. then i woke up.