I am at E.T.R. middle school and it’s like the 60s now. It’s the prom and we all go into the auditorium. I whisper to someone I remember this auditorium (from the future) There is a huge mural that hangs from that wall of JFK. I look up at a tv screen hanging and JFK is making a speech. We all sit down like in the front row..the screen goes blank and then a movie starts playing. It is supposed to be Legally Blond but it’s all dark and weird. My friend Aimee whos sitting behind me goes..I LOVE THIS MOVIE! .. I don’t know why the prom was sitting in a school auditorium watching a movie. I am sitting next to Emily B. and Alexander except MY date is Alexander (HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP!!) He decided that Emily liking him was a bit weird. She got up and ran out of the auditorium, crying. Alexander went after her to make sure she was ok. Then the Osbournes showed up. The all sat in the row with me and Jack was like.. HEY THERE! and sat down next to me and was talking about something. Then we just watched the movie. The next day we were walking through the hallway of school, still in our prom dresses (it was me and Emily B.) I was talking to her about what she did last night. We walked past Mike F. who was at his locker, Emily flashed him a smile. I was like… WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? .. and she holds up her hand and there is this HUUUGE diamond ring on it… I’m like.. YOU’RE ENGANGED TO MIKE F.??? and she nods and I’m like.. SO SOON? .. and she goes … IT’S ONLY BECAUSE HE GOT ME PREGNANT LAST NIGHT… and then I woke up.

I went back to sleep. This time I was this girl who lived in the 1950s. This “rebel” boy who wore like a leather jacket and stuff was in love with me. My mother and I had this really weird car. It was like a horsedrawn carrige but the front of it was just a wheel that pulled us. We went really slow. The Rebel boy who happened to be my dream guy grabbed the door like…WAIT! MA’AM COULD I TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER FOR A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK?… My mother was like…YES..BUT WE WILL BE WAITING RIGHT AROUND THE BLOCK… I got out and we started walking and Rebel was asking a lot of questions and such. Then when we were getting close to being around the block we walked up these church steps that hid you from the rest of the street and he kissed me. Then my mother drove past and I was like I’m right here mother! And she stopped and I got in the car. I waved and we drove away. Then I was following Rebel. He went to this like liquor store looking place. He went inside and there was a big pinball machine and 3 other boys and the owner. He started playing pinball, then when he was done the others started playing too. Then Rebel looked out the door and saw this random guy.. he closed the door and turned to the owner and said..HEY MAN HOW COME YOU DON’T EVER PLAY?.. and the owner was all like.. I’LL PLAY, BUT IF I WIN I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE MACHINE.. so when he gets up to play the door bursts open and that random guy is there with a gun and he goes… YOU DIDN’T PAY YOUR DUES JOEY!!!! … and he shoots him in the neck he falls onto the pinball machine and it shatters into a billion pieces … The boys all run up to him like .. NOOOOOOOOO!!!! … he dies. Then I’m walking with my dream guy and we’re in this park.. Then we see the Rose Valley School (it’s a private school) My dream guy wasn’t with me anymore, instead it’s my friend Emily B. (she went to the school when she was little) We hear this really loud shouting. We go to the gym and there’s a basketball game going on and we see someone standing up waving us to come over. We walk over and it’s Alexander B. I go to sit next to him and Emily on the other side. Him and Emily are talking while I think about how hott he is. Then he is like…EWWW CAITLIN SMELLS!! and Emily is laughing and then I go.. EMILY DO YOU LIKE ALEXANDER OR SOMETHING? .. and she goes… WELLLLL YEAH! … And by the way Alexander is her twin brother.

It started out at my house. We were going to eat some dinner and then go to a musical. This kid Steve was at his baseball game and he was coming home. My twin stepsisters were on their way in the car. When Steve got to the house he was playing with a big bull dog that apparently lived in my garage. My twin sisters arrived and were like, what’s that noise? There was a muffled sound coming from the basement. When we went down there we saw a bunch of people all tied up just sitting there. They looked like Iraqis or Afghanis. We let them go anyway. Then we ate and got in the car to go to the musical. I went with my sisters. Something was wrong with their speedometer and it said they were going 40 mph when they were only going like 2 mph. Then my dogs in real life were barking so I woke up.

The next night~~ It was like 5 in the morning and my friend brian called me like..ARE YOU READY? ME AND JUDSON ARE GONNA PICK YOU UP TO GET BREAKFAST BEFORE SCHOOL..so i'm ready and a little while later i hear a beep of a car outside so i go outside. Instead of brian i see my Aunt, Uncle, and cousins. They are like, get in the car we have a physciatrist appointment. I'm like, O FOR YOU GUYS? and they're like..NO YOU..and im like..um ok i guess compared to you guys IM the crazy one (you dont know my dad's family like i do) So We get to the physciatrist and me and my cousins get hooked up to this machines that could read our thoughts...The doctor said things and watched the screen that showed the first word that popped into our heads..so we were all like...NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING..so we didnt look crazy. The doctor said we were fine and sent us home. So we're getting in the car and i go, HEY I'M HUNGRY! and they go..yeah us too!..so my cousin says, "HEY LETS GET SOME PIZZA HUT!" and i say NO LAST NIGHT I MADE MYSELF SICK ON PIZZA HUT....(which was another dream!)

i never finished my long string of advanced dreams! im so lazy! anyway... I went back to my first elementary school..actually second, Saylesville, I was all upset about moving. Then when i looked around my class all the kids who are in my school now were there. And i was all like..WHAT THE HELL! and they didnt think it was weird that everyone i knew moved at the same time i did and to the same place. Then i was in Ms. Abelson's class and she asks for a paper. I start looking for it. The bell rings and everyone goes to lunch and i keep searching. When i finally find it ms. abelson is like..YOU JUST MISSED LUNCH!..i was like.OH MAN! I WAS HUNGRY TOO!..then I'm walking through my school, it was supposed to be Saylesville but it definitely was Penncrest. Then there was randomly a flight of stairs missing so we went the other way. Now we were in the mall. We walked (by the way i dont know who "we" is either) To HotTopic and i saw some new cds for sale in the front of the store. I run up and pick them up and it's BIOCOOGANA! im like..HOLY SHIT! THEY HAVE A CD OUT ALREADY! AMAZING!...then i notice this huge sign covering the Boscov's sign (i realize hottopic isnt next to boscov's but whatever) and it says..BIOCOOGANA! (formally Boscov's) I was like WOW THEYRE REALLY GETTING FAMOUS. Then I realize I'm really really really hungry. So I turn to this kid and i say..WHERE CAN I GET SOME GRUB AROUND HERE? .. he points to the food court. I go there and im with a few kids and there like LET'S GET PIZZA HUT! and we go there. The line is like all huge but i'm hungry. When i get up there i order just a plain slice. I noticed like oreo pizza and stuff except there wasnt sauce because that would be gross but it looked good. So i got my pizza and ate it..then i bought more..in the end i made myself really sick on like 50 pieces of pizza. I go to find the bathroom. The mall fades away and im standing inside this factory and like that actor Jon Lovitz is there and he's like...OMG! ALIENS!!!...Dont touch them, theyll kill you!!.... Then an alien came up and killed him. But before the alien could get me Patrick Swayze runs up and kills the alien. He goes FOLLOW ME!!! So me him and some random girl run into the parking lot and get into a car. We start driving down baltimore pike. Patrick is explaining to me that when you're infected with the aliens you get a rash. Then i get deja vu .... now mind you i am in a dream... and i have deja vu and go OMG! I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE! THIS CAR IS GOING TO BLOW UP! so we get out at a convenience(sp?) store. We walk into the store and Betty White was the clerk. Patrick goes..GOOD GOD! and Betty starts convulsing, she chokes up a grape that lands in some kids bowl of grapes. Then she turns into an alien, so Patrick blows her away with a shotgun. The grape that fell into the bowl was of course the next grape that the kid reached for. We hear this beeping and Patrick goes, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! all slow mo and stuff. We dive out of the store as it blows up. Patrick pats me on the back like good job kid. Then i notice Patrick's eyes flash to a weird green and i reached up to my neck to find a gross rash.....then i woke up