NEW~ Emerson and I went into the city to go to a museum.. We took the train in and saw that the museum was a bazillion blocks away. We saw the train was closed so we took the "pipes" instead. The pipes was literally a pipe that when you got inside of it you were sucked through to some set location.. then you could transfer. We transfered about 10 times until we got to a dunkin donuts. We just got some donuts and decided we just wanted to get home. Then we realized the pipes only ran one way (to avoid accidents) so we just teleported home.
Monday, June 21, 2004
NEW~ It was the first day of band camp and Mr. Snyder had a new method of categorizing us.. instead of naming us by section he deemed some of us communists and would just call us that from then on. Then Matt C. and Libby were in marching band (for some odd reason) and anytime anyone would talk Snyder would be like. MATT SHUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UP.. then finally Vicki was like.. UMMM MR SNYDER.. 1. MATT AND LIBBY AREN'T TALKING AND 2. THEY ARENT GOING OUT ANYMORE.. Snyder turned to her like.. IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I RUN THINGS HERE YOU CAN LEAVE.. AND ANYONE ELSE WHO FEELS THE SAME CAN TOO... so 97% of the band got up and left.. including the entire percussion section and both drum majors. So Pat S. came back to direct the "band" there was like 2 clarinets 1 trumpet 1 flute 1 trombone and 2 saxophones. Then the "band" and the "quitters" just kept getting into fights until i woke up.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
NEW~ We were driving along in a convertible when we stopped at this random house. It was one of my dream houses that i always dream about. It was my cousins house. Apparently there was some kind of virus spreading and it spread through the arms. The house turned into a K-mart and I found out i had the disease. I ran to the cutlery department and found a butter knife.. i proceeded to cut my arm off.. Since it was a butter knife it only cut through the skin. I was sawing away when my aunt walked by like... WHY IS YOUR ARM ALL BLUE?.. she grabbed the knife out of my hand and said.. WELL THIS IS A TITANIUM ALLOY KNIFE.. YOURE ALLERGIC TO THIS.. ITS BLUE FROM THE ALLERGIC REACTION. Then i woke up.
NEW~ It was the end of the world. You could see flames of lava or something coming on the horizon. I was all freaked out but nobody else seemed to care. My dad called and said he had made it to safety.. high ground was the way to go. I run home and tell my mom and stepdad to pack their stuff but they were like.. WE'RE COOKING DINNER, CAN'T IT WAIT?.. so I'm freaking out and i run out into the streets. I look out to the horizon and see the flames coming closer. I turn to run home and force everyone to leave when i see Brad Pitt sitting on a bench. He looks completely strung out on drugs. He's telling me about a bus trapped on the highway up the road that has 3 seats left.. perfect for me and my family. I run home and tell them about the bus.. they start packing as i run to the bus. I get on and tell them to wait for us.. Aimee D. is sitting on the bus and she's like I'LL GO WITH YOU.. AND HELP.. so we run back and my parents had disappeared.. so we grabbed my dog and ran to the hills. Just as we were getting up the hills lava spilled over the town. We burst into this random house and there was some Canadian dude sitting there.. He started talking about LES PETITS CANARDS.. COIN COIN.. aka the little ducks, quack quack. He told us (in french) we could put the dog out back with a bunch of other dogs. Then he turned into the lead singer of the blues traveler band or whatever and told us we had to kill the dogs because we couldnt feed them. So he turned up the heat in the kennel and basically cooked my puppy. Then the fat guy turns to me like.. ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO EAT THEM.. HAHAHA .. so i start crying and then i woke up.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
NEW~ I apparantly had a boyfriend and we were DDR champions. He went off to some competition and I stayed behind to go to marching band practice. Before my boyfriend left he said.. DON'T CHEAT ON ME.. I went to band practice and i didn't know any of my music but for some reason my amp was playing the music for me. Then I went home and went to sleep. I woke up (in my dream) and my boyfriend was over my bed like.. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHEAT ON ME!!!! I was like... I DIDN'T I DIDN'T!.. but he wasn't listening he pulled out an electric drill and drilled holes through my shins and ankles. As i was screaming in pain i looked at my legs and I could see the drill smashing through the bones in my legs. Then he yelled NOW YOU CAN'T PLAY ANYMORE DDR!!!!!!!! He ran out and four of my "friends" ( I dont know who they were) came in.. They were like we're going to get him back! So we ran to his house ( i hobbled ) and waited for him. Instead of him we followed some woman. She got into a car and we jumped into the back seat. She picked up some lady that she was apparently driving to prison. She pulled over and let the future inmate talk to some guy. Just then some bright red guy walked up like.. AND NOW YOU DIE!!! and the prison lady was like.. HELLS NO! and turned red herself (apparently being red made you invincable) then they had a huge fight in which no one could die because they were bright red. Then I woke up.
